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Brendan Woodward's avatar

I’m not saying the below is true, but it has a certain elegance:

We all know that Elon is here to “change the world”. You need only look at the disruptive nature of all of his companies – think Tesla, SpaceX and The Boring Company.

Why should his motivation for pouring energy into crypto be different?

Consider his actions to date – it began with Bitcoin pamping, and evolved to the great Doge pamp.

Given Elon’s grand designs – is it too far beyond the pale to believe that there is a grand strategy behind his actions? If you think about it, without one, his actions – particularly as the pertain to Doge - don’t make a lot of sense.

So, stay with me here, what if Elon doesn’t just have grand designs for Mars? What if his grand designs are also focused on Earth? I mean, why spearhead the colonization of Mars if you don’t expect to be instrumental in ruling the planet? And if Mars is seen as a grand prize, what does that make Earth?

Now that I’ve painted Elon as a man who believes he is the perfect person to steer humanity, think back to his actions in crypto markets.

He begins with Bitcoin, buying it up via Tesla, tweeting and making announcements about it. He realizes he can push the price around. A plan begins to form.

Elon has understood that his support of Bitcoin is making a lot of people rich, and a question occurs to him. Rather than making the whole Bitcoin crowd wealthy, how can I be more selective about who benefits from y actions? Enter Doge, stage right.

That’s right, Elon not only has grand designs for humanity, he’s also no fool. He thinks things through long and hard, and determines that if he targets another crypto currency, he can be more discerning about who he makes wealthy, and therefor empowers.

Now consider Doge investors; young, priced out of housing, suffering through an economic downturn, green, egalitarian, and full of hope. Elon has an epiphany – make Doge investors rich via a campaign clearly powered by Elon and what do you create? An army of mega-wealthy, super-fanatical Elon followers. A legion if you will.

And what would Elon do with a legion of young, wealthy, fanatical followers?

Why the same thing that’s happened time and time again over all human history – conquer the known the world!

So is Elon manipulating the price of Bitcoin? Certainly he is, but only around the edges.

Is Bitcoin manipulation the centerpiece of is grand strategy? The answer is clearly no - for this you need only look to Doge, and all of the unanswered questions regarding Elon’s seemingly nonsensical support for it.

Watch out World – while Emperor Elon may or may not have diamond hands, he certainly has grand designs.

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pilscoop's avatar

We´re all puppets in his eyes. Nobody should be following what he says. And don´t get me started on Dogecoin...

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