CryptoFinney just landed on earth, and in order to blend in on the streets and hide in plain sight from greedy villains like Mr. Shift, he’s developed a series of unique identities, some rarer than others.
Do NOT under any circumstances let Shift see or hear about this article…
PUNK Finney has zero respect for the establishment and is often found playing his local punk-rock club with his band, The Dead Finneys.
Only 10 PUNK Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on EOS, 9 will be auctioned.
When HIPPIE Finney’s not brainstorming new innovative ways to roll fat joints, you can usually find him listening to Alan Watts podcasts under a tree in his local park.
Only 9 HIPPIE Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on WAX, 8 will be auctioned.
Word on the street is that COWBOY Finney shoots from the hip, and enjoys gambling on dapps like EOSreel.
Only 8 COWBOY Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on EOS, 7 will be auctioned.
If there is one thing that gets under NYPD Finney’s skin, it’s a good old-fashioned rug pull. If you’re a crypto scammer watch your step, NYPD Finney is hot on your trail.
Only 7 NYPD Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on WAX, 6 will be auctioned.
Having worked for Block.One under Brendan Blumer’s tutorship, CORPORATE Finney has since moved on to create his own company, “Finney Enterprises.” There is talk in the investment community of an IPO coming in Q4 of 2021.
Only 6 CORPORATE Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on EOS, 5 will be auctioned.
SURFER Finney travels the world living off his BTC holdings in an endless search for the perfect barrel. Luckily he is made out of Rhodium which is highly corrosion-resistant.
Only 5 SURFER Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on WAX, 4 will be auctioned.
After using his ninja skills to gain access to Zack Gall’s office and DeFi playbook, NIJNA Finney has since become the highest-yielding DeFi trader on EOS.
Only 4 NINJA Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on EOS, 3 will be auctioned.
CAVEMAN Finney is a simple man who spends his time carving C++ code into the walls of his cave for future generations to admire.
Only 3 CAVEMAN Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on WAX, 2 will be auctioned.
Worried and concerned about Finney’s newfound obsession with Crypto, Finney’s GF has been calling him non-stop since he arrived...
Only 2 GF Finney’s will ever be created, 1 will be added to the 5K burn allocation on EOS, 1 will be auctioned.
MOON MISSION Finney has one goal, and one goal only. To take all CryptoFinney NFT holders and supporters to da moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Only 1 MOON MISSION Finney’s will ever be created, and it will be auctioned on the WAX blockchain.
But wait there's more…
CryptoFinney has an eye for talent and great crypto/NFT projects. If you see him disguised as an NFT project or crypto influencer it’s a good sign they are heading to the moon, or already there.
BTCO Finney is absolutely obsessed with Bitcoin, and can not stop creating insane NFTs of its most significant moments.
Only 10 BTCO Finney’s will ever be created, 5 including the 1st mint will be sent to Bitcoin Origins to distribute how they see fit, the remaining 5 will be auctioned on WAX.
Be sure to check out the official Bitcoin Origins website, follow them on Twitter, and join their Telegram channel.
DAN Finney is the architect of the EOS blockchain. Staying true to his mission statement “The protection of life, liberty, property, and justice for all” He’s working towards testing a new governance consensus mechanism through a DAO called Eden.
Only 10 Dan Finney’s will ever be created, 5 including the 1st mint will be sent to Dan to distribute as he sees fit, the remaining 5 will be auctioned on EOS.
You can hang out with Dan on the EOS Community Forum, follow him on Twitter, and join his newly released book’s Telegram channel.
STACHE Finney is on a mission to disrupt the crypto world, and with a stache like that, who could doubt him.
Only 10 STACHE Finney’s will ever be created, 5 including the 1st mint will be sent to Stache to distribute as he sees fit, the remaining 5 will be auctioned on WAX.
Be sure to check out the official CryptoStache website, subscribe to his YoutTube channel, follow him on Twitter, and join his Telegram channel.
BOSAK Finney spends his time traveling the globe shilling crypto and NFTs into mass adoption, it’s working…
Only 10 BOSAK Finney’s will ever be created, 5 including the 1st mint will be sent to Bosak to distribute as he sees fit, the remaining 5 will be auctioned on WAX.
Be sure to check out the official Kenneth Bosak website, follow him on Twitter, and join his communities Telegram channel.
BITBOY Finney has one of the largest crypto YouTube channels on the planet and is just about to release his own NFT project on the WAX blockchain!
Only 10 BITBOY Finney’s will ever be created, 5 including the 1st mint will be sent to Bitboy to distribute as he sees fit, the remaining 5 will be auctioned on WAX.
Be sure to check out the official BitBoy website, subscribe to his YouTube channel, follow him on Twitter, and join his Discord group.
But wait… there's even more?
No trip to earth to discover crypto would be complete without a visit to China, and what better way to disguise himself than within a Chinese Red Dragon!
Collect all 3 Red Dragon Finney cards on either WAX or EOS blockchains, and you’ll receive an airdrop of the complete animated version. A total of 100 mints of each card on both EOS and WAX will be added to the total 10K burn allocation.
Airdrop date/time TBA.
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